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Bowl Tax

Caching a bowl handed to you to clear, you find remnants of unsmoked grass. You've been granted "bowl tax" for clearing and repacking the bowl, thus receiving the coveted "last fry in the bag" endorphin!
If I didn't get the occasional "bowl tax", these assholes would be burning my green before I could get a good rip! - Snoop Dogg, probably
by MAKtheHoosier April 28, 2024
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fanum tax

usually used when taking something away from someone, usually food
older brother: aight i'm fanum taxing ur burger
*grabs burger*

person 1: where's your nike hoodie gone?

person 2: idk, my sister fanum taxed it so its hers now ig
by grahgrahboom123 April 15, 2024
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arrogance tax

When your professor lowers your grade on a term paper just because you're a cocky bastard.
William worked his ass of to get a 99.5 percent on his paper. His professor took a .5 point arrogance tax.
by The Real GY May 16, 2014
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Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.
This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.
by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025
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National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.
Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!
by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023
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taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food
Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax
by crazyqest November 20, 2017
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gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus
Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!
by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024
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