buddy teacher

An employee of a school district that is, despite his / her title as an educator, less concerned with education than making friends with students. Buddy teachers have no classroom management, assign little or no work, watch a lot of movies, and allow students to call them by their first names. Extreme buddy teachers buy alcohol for, host parties for, lie to parents for, or even date their older students.
Student 1: Take Mark’s class. His class is awesome. You never have to do anything.
Student 2: Nah, I’m cool. 30 year old buddy teachers are cringe.
by mikejackson3 October 06, 2019
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John Teacher

A bulky man who loves green, and talks about his cats nonstop. His main students are Claire and Sarah. Goes on his phone while he gives us 91876 assignments to do in 45 minutes.
"Complete the 91876 assignments in 45 minutes, or it becomes homework!" John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice
by Milkis Official September 29, 2020
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John Teacher

The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.
"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.
by Milkis Official September 29, 2020
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German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher
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teacher build

“if i ever becom a teacher, i wouldn’t want the teacher build, like Mrs.Penske
by teacherbuild101 August 01, 2023
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Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.
"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.
by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024
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im gonna tell the teacher

you are definitely screwed when your classmate tells this
boy1:im gonna tell the teacher
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine
by math kid July 19, 2024
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