The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.
by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009

Woody: We've got to do something about this!
Audience member: Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!! Toy Story Buttgasm!
Audience member: Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!! Toy Story Buttgasm!
by crashandburnofficial June 29, 2010

by BadBitch009 February 21, 2020

by darktalk April 1, 2022

a story about true love and finding out who you're true friends are.
winner of the 2010 Oh-My-God-Tears-Are-Crying Award.
winner of the 2010 Oh-My-God-Tears-Are-Crying Award.
John: Did you see Toy Story 3?
Jill: Yeah, then I ate three gallons of ice cream and cried on the couch for three hours.
John: I had the same reaction.
Jill: Yeah, then I ate three gallons of ice cream and cried on the couch for three hours.
John: I had the same reaction.
by simoneasaursrex June 24, 2011

by Biohazard357 March 27, 2009

Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)
Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.
Person B: ...
Person B: ...
by Tyrone24 September 30, 2010
