Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.
Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."
by Hym Iam June 05, 2025
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splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other wordstriggered
shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans
by fizzabelle January 03, 2018
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Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 07, 2023
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banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”
by Doublecolany January 23, 2025
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Splitted

The act of pre-splitting one long graduation line into two separate lines, prior to everyone losing their minds.
The graduation lines have already been splitted.
by Ekim Snilloc May 08, 2019
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splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers
“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
by rasta badmon February 09, 2025
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bash-splitting

Sharing the payment for several heads (bashs) of weed with friends or acquaintances. Bash-splitting usually happens when everybody within a circle is low on cash and the plug has a minimal order quantity higher than an individual can afford (5-10 bashs)
-Yo boyz, wanna get high tonight?
+ Yeah but shit man, im low on cash
-Same shit mans, but we can ask others and do some bash-splitting.
by paradoxxo October 02, 2019
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