- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?
- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?
- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!
- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.
We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.
What did they do with it?
They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.
What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?
All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.
I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.
What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?
They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.
Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.
You mean space age monkies right?
Yeah.
- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?
- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!
- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.
We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.
What did they do with it?
They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.
What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?
All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.
I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.
What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?
They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.
Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.
You mean space age monkies right?
Yeah.
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
Get the space monkeymug. by Chookie718 May 26, 2020
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Get the Space Blizzardmug. by teddyspacious January 6, 2012
Get the Space Lifermug. by _keira_ October 22, 2017
Get the space raidermug. The spot between and mans genitals and asshole.
This space can sometimes give a man pleasure or an awkward surprise.
This space can sometimes give a man pleasure or an awkward surprise.
Honey I wanna try something new. Can you lick my parking space?
Hey some of buddy’s tried a new thing called the parking space. Wanna try it out later?
Hey some of buddy’s tried a new thing called the parking space. Wanna try it out later?
by Skepticalnessess November 29, 2019
Get the Parking Spacemug.