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School

A prison for kids that lasts for 7 or 8 hours.
John: Hey what's school? Lia: A prison for kids
by Unicorn janet rainbow April 19, 2020
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A prison that kids are forced to go to for 11-12 years. You do useless work and learn things that you will never need to know in life. School days are incredibly long, some lasting 8 hours.
I'm off to school today, see you in 8 hours!
by knp04 July 28, 2017
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School

Man its Monday time to shoot up my school and my teachers son and every FUCKING kid
by Gam3r-T1m3 October 18, 2017
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School

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What is school
Its hell
by School sucksass March 19, 2022
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School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.

"Chav is an old word." Says everybody

Shut up.

Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.

Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?

Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?

Douche: I need to take a whiz.

Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.

Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.

Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
by Pdhh July 10, 2017
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a place where they give you just enough work to make you lose your social life but JUST not enough work to have depression eating away your soul. And when you’re at the point of going insane, they give you vacation so the whole process can start all over again a week later.
mom: whats wrong timmy?
kid: school
mom: ooh don't worry vacation starts in just a month
kid: kill me
by this is an original name June 25, 2016
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