Your boy ( or girl), ifna when youse try to defend his
honor, these shitheads clapback “he ain’
t your boy. he everyone’s boy.” and theys
right.
Shithead: I bet Joey-Bag-of-Doughnuts would like it. He’d even enjoy the splinters up his youknowwhatzit.
Me: Fuck off. Joey’s mine now.
Shithead: What? That slut? Sorry, bro, but I thought you knew. He’s the village bicycle and you’re just the latest
rider.