Butthole with hemorrhoids.
by Sue Doughnim June 24, 2021
Get the Russian Buttonmug. When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate
Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy
by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016
Get the russian willymug. A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.
by Clit Lint July 4, 2016
Get the Russian Divingboardmug. when two people are playing call of duty on xbox live and start shooting at each other like they are playing raquetball.
dude wtf are those two guys doing? "ohh their just playing russian raquetball just ignore those noobs."
by jackassjsjd February 4, 2013
Get the russian raquetballmug. When you are having sex with a girl on her period and you pull out and stick it in her mouth and cum.
Man i fucked this chick last night on her period. I pulled that shit out stuck it in her mouth and gave her a Russian guzzler.
by Sprunkle king January 31, 2017
Get the russian guzzlermug. This one gets tricky..
You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.
You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.
You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
by SlightRacism April 6, 2020
Get the Russian Oatmealmug. To bone a dude in the ass complimented with a reach around. While dude getting boned sticks a finger in other dudes ass.
by arbor junkie June 30, 2015
Get the russian unicyclemug.