roman oculus

The creation of this marked the fall of the roman empire. The oculus is a design so mindless only the most imbecilic humans could have dreamed it up. If you visit it bring your umbrella for the bird poop and rain.

Person 1: I went to see the roman oculus the other day
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?

Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.

by CharleneLover9000 June 2, 2017

Roman Seleznev

A International idiot

Andre: Roman Seleznev was so stupid he gave Charles Ponzi a run for his money!

by Great value Sonic August 14, 2023

Roman

A very creative, loving, and romantic guy. He loves Disney and musicals, and often gets into arguments. He may come off as dramatic and egotistical, but deep down he’s a great guy who just wants what’s best. He is our hero.

V: Hey where’s Roman
L: Most probably in his room listening to musicals.

by Lace! October 24, 2020

Roman's Sock

When you ejaculate into a long sock, and then smack someone in the face with it. Unless otherwise specified, it is implied that it the person is smacking themselves with the sock.

Bro's zesty ahh acting up, you trying to catch Roman's Sock rn?

by zalgos June 15, 2025

Roman n Andrew

the 2 dick sucks and glazers

“Yo julian u hurd about Roman n Andrew??”

“Yes bro they be ds”

by grevoscar122 April 4, 2022

Romans

The plan of salvation through faith in Christ. It sets people free from sin teaching us that we've all made the wrong turn and when Jesus paid the toll, he then gives us the choice of a turn. Turning away from our wickedness and walking into Gods new light

I pray that Romans will guide me to the ultimate destination of having a car. Then I can drive away to St. Bridget because I have dreams of getting married to my boyfriend.

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Roman Santangelo

Roman Santangelo is a man who can simply not hang. Upon announcing to him he can’t hang he crashes out and proceeds to say “I’ve been drinking since I was 7.” After a statement like that everyone can’t help but notice he is guilty of (not being able to hang). Good luck partying with buddy past balls am. You can find him bobbing for dick on the couch.

‘‘Bro dude is acting like Roman Santangelo right now”

by Landick August 11, 2024