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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
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queer networking

when one makes an effort to meet new queer people and befriend them/make new connections
"Ah! I am finally queer networking with a friend I made on bumble."
"yesss look at you go! Lmk what happens"

"I'm finally networking w the local gays 😤🙏🏻"
by littlefloofs November 13, 2023
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Queer

A gay person usually named linden or jacob
Lindens are really queer.
by Queer names April 3, 2019
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Queer Pressure

When an older gay man puts peer pressure on an attractive young gay man to take part in unprotected receptive anal sex. Sometimes a ploy by the older gay man to pass HIV on to his unsuspecting victim.
Carlos tried to queer pressure Julian into allowing him to put his chilli-dog into Julian's brioche bun.
by RudeFam December 9, 2021
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Queerrings

He was working those Queerrings with that outfit!
by SlimShugga June 6, 2016
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Crossbow Queer

Refers to a subtype of queer/sexually ambiguous people becoming more prevalent in society and popular culture. Traits include:

- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart

Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
That guy with the leather jacket and the resting bitch face is SUCH a crossbow queer
by Elk0 April 21, 2020
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