purple mushroom

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.

1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!

by Jesus Christ Superstar October 3, 2004

Purple Frozen

A purple liquid (usually purple Kool-Aid), that is frozen with a toothpick inserted in the middle to make a delicious frozen treat. Any kind of sweet liquid can be frozen and it will then take on the name of the liquid followed by the word frozen. Often consumed by black people in the ghetto.

Tyrone, getcho dad make us some purple frozen!

by Harrison R September 9, 2006

purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.

purple pedro erection

by cavsdt January 13, 2009

Purple Veiny One

The main source of food and train of thought of the native Laurence. Although denial is quite prevelant, the native Laurence has a sharp nose for the Purple Veiny One, especially if its place is on the body of a woman that was once a man

"I've taken a large shit before.....I'm sure i could cop a purple veiny one from a tranny"

by pooftaguts February 21, 2010

Purple Hammer

When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.

Hey what is Bordmatt doing?
Oh he is just over there doing his Purple Hammer thing.

by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 5, 2013

Purple Snake

The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.

Holy shit Dude, you look fucking dead.
Yeah, Sarah gave me a killer Purple Snake.

by The Actual Urban One July 5, 2014

Purple Drank

promethazine and codeine(purple flavor) mixed with sprite or any other lemon-lime soda...100X better than alcohol..Alcohol makes you angry..Purple Drank makes you happy..

Other names for it include..sizzurp, lean and Texas Tea

It is tradionally drinked out of white Styrofoam cups..drinking too much may cause dizziness and eventually seizures..Lil Wayne has said that he experiences seizures from it but doesn't wanna quit..cuz it's so damn good !!!

Some ppl even dip blunts/joints in purple drank to make them feel even more high

Jolly ranches and some sour skittles enhance da flavor !!!!

Mark: "Aye, why are you so happy??"

Jim:"Man, I just had some of dat Purple Drank"

Mark:"Oh, pour some in my cup dog"

by AlexSizzurp August 13, 2014