dublin double-oven

A sexual act where two people poop on your chest while you drink a pint of Guinness.

Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.

by jellocakes69 June 3, 2018

vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.

by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024

Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others

"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

back of the oven

Something or someone so detestable that it literally has to go to the end of the line to be exterminated. Typically used in the context of something fascists would find absolutely abhorrent because it combines multiple hated attributes or despicable actions, like a mulatto communist, or transsexual child molester. From the old joke listed below:

Q: Why was the Black Jew sad?
A: Because he had to sit in the back of the oven.

Did you see that drag queen waving an Israeli flag and handing out dildo lollipops to children? Some real back of the oven shit there.

by Skookum Chuck January 13, 2024

condom oven

Condom Oven
noun
(slang)

A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.

Example: Dude, that girl you’re talking to is a fucking condom oven.

by bajabenito August 5, 2025