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jig wagon

A jig wagon is a tasteless, gaudy, flashy car with mud flaps, small external horns, swirling twirlers, and large hood ornaments, most often seen in the hood driven by porch moneys drinkin’ mad dog 20 20 inside a paper sack. If one is seen in the burbs, they’re coming after your money or wife.
Billy Joe; Lookie there bubba, here comes another jig wagon.
Bubba; Yeah, them nigs done up to no good.
by Mohammad Gonzales September 27, 2011
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lettuce wagon

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.
by BlackSage May 21, 2018
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War Wagon

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!
by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024
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Shagin wagon

A cool mini van where married people can have romantic time
Chris was excited to sleep in the shagin wagon with his sexy wife!
by Smelly mellly November 26, 2023
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demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste
Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.
by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020
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wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting
oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo
by ian motors July 29, 2023
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Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.
I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.
by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018
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