A midnight horn is when you get horny at midnight. Usually for no reason but,sometimes you were thinking about some one or something appealing.
by Midnight horn April 18, 2017
Get the midnight hornmug. To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
Get the The Wilted Hornmug. A : is he from grub the horn-ya studio
B : I think so
A : It's no wonder he's having a nipple crisis
B : I think so
A : It's no wonder he's having a nipple crisis
by OwlDontSleep December 8, 2023
Get the The horn-ya studiomug. by uttam maharjan July 8, 2011
Get the rabbit-hornmug. Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.
by Spenny for real May 13, 2012
Get the Finger hornmug. by Allahatopia November 23, 2018
Get the Bull Hornmug. by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010
Get the FOG HORNmug.