MILF money

Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.

<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

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funny money

Small denomination (usually one dollar, more if you're big pimpin') bills that are used for tipping at a strip club.

Needles brought $1000 in funny money to Vegas.

by rickoshea September 24, 2003

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quiet money

AZs record label or this cat Half-A-Mil's track, referring to money made on the low

WE ALL KNOW THE LYRICS
Quiet money retired money
Earth, Wind & Fire money, or quiet money
You wanna die, try it money
Seven six and five money
Live money, Ill Click to ride from me

by j-money November 22, 2004

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funny money

Not having enough currency as you portray to have.

When you go out to a club or a party and you expect the price to be 12 dollars but it cost 18 to get in and you have to ask a friend to borrow it. You have funny money.

by Joe Dollaz March 15, 2009

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Money that you find where you least expect it; or, money you receive that is not deserved or earned. Such money is often believed to be cursed. In such a circumstance, the "Law of Found Money" applies: Spend the money as quickly as possible, or misfortune will occur.

I found a $20 bill in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day. I spent it right then and there. It's the law of found money, you know.

Many lottery winners experience bad luck that is associated with the enormous winnings; I believe this is the law of found money at work.

by gothhenge July 8, 2005

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