angry tree

A tree made from someones anger when planted with angry seeds

Charles: Let's go plant an angry tree >:3

by Gayangie February 3, 2007

Oliver Tree

Terrible disgusting so called “artist”. Abusive towards 4 eyed aliens

Dumbass: “I love Oliver tree”
Amazing person: “he abused sexi alien”

Dumbass: “me dumbass no care”

by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023

Tree O'clock

Term used to describe any time when you will go to smoke Marajuana.

"Common man! Get the pot out, It's Tree O'clock!"

by Nick Farrand April 29, 2006

Tree Humping

The act of Humping a tree. This can be through a sexual desire or an act of dominating the tree

Levi was feeling horny, so he involved himself in a session of Tree Humping.

by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.

"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.

by Dark Dave October 14, 2019

tree hugging

when it is extremely warm and a man has been sat/stood in one position for too long that his genitals cling to his leg and can only be removed with the appliance of extreme pressure....aka tree hugging

Its roasting and me nethers are tree hugging the life out of me

by Big Chav August 1, 2017

tree hacker

Anyone who tops a tree. Uses pikes to prune a tree. Any one who lion tails a tree. Any one who leaves stubs or flush cuts while pruning a tree. Anyone who peals branches while pruning.

A Tree Hacker is: Someone who removes the top of a tree but leaves the main trunk. Someone who uses spikes, gaffs, spurs on a tree while pruning it. Anyone who leaves nubs or stubs when pruning a branch away from a tree. Anyone who flush cuts branches away from a tree.

by sgreanbean January 3, 2014