Calum Hood

Calum hood as a hot stud with tattoos. He is the shit. And plays bass like a god. Calum hood is not available he’s mine so back of betch
by July 24, 2019
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Hood Polygamist

A man that has multiple baby mommas.
How is a hood polygamist gonna preach to me about being responsible.
by CrazySexyCool16 December 14, 2016
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hood wasted

Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.
We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.
by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015
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Hood Hick

Someone who presumably lives in a suburb that is a hillbilly but, also participates in doing many illegal drug activities.
"Let's go to Dillionvale, Ohio! It's Hood Hick Centeral!"- Timmy before greatly regretting that decision.
by Gangly Boy May 24, 2017
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Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)
Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.
by RealRootbeer March 08, 2016
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hood phone

yelling for someone outside, extremly loud so they can hear you, instead of calling on thier phone from your phone, usually used in the ghetto
I opened the front door and screamed Yo Dinner's Ready, sorry we don't use the "hood phone" we are not in the ghetto
by Kerrbear January 29, 2012
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hood femme

She is hood femme with her hair did, Gucci bag, nails did, f-me heels, short skirt, curves on display but rocking a you want me attitude. You’d be lucky to have me.
She’s hood femme to the tee.
by Hood femme February 07, 2021
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