No one asked

Quite possibly the best comback in the history of comebacks. Can be used in any situation, like when your getting bullied, just respond with this and they will immediatly shut up.

Bully: Your so dumb, no one even cares about you!
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot

by Bucko January 13, 2020

One Deep

only one gangsta; don't need nobody else

Dats why you see i'm one deep in my SLAB bitch

by bL00d4Lif3 May 12, 2009

One-up

To exceed expectations.

To do better than someone at something ( the person is generally good at the said task).

Omg I just one-uped the humanities test.

by Arcane15 September 22, 2014

Channel One

A blatant advertising ploy which high school students are subjected to every morning. Channel One bribes the school with free TVs if they broadcast the program every morning.

Channel One hides under the guise of a news program, with simple commercials in between. But in reality, it is commericals with news in between.

There were anti-drug commercials on Channel One.

by bleueduck577 May 14, 2004

The One Ring

In Tolkienish mythology, the one master controlling ring, fashioned by the Dark Lord Suron in secret deep in the mines of moria. It can only be destroyed by casting it into the fires of mount Doom in the evil land of Mordor. It is, By Frodo, Son of Drogo, heir of Bilbo Baggins, who inherited Bilbo's estate of Bag end when he left for the elven stronghold of rivendell on his 111st birthday. THe one ring has a good amount of the power of The dark one and corrupts those who hold onto it for too long, though it has a mind of its own. It was originally cut from the hand of Sauron by Isildur, KIng of Gondor, who kept it instead of casting it into the fires from where it came. It then came to the hands of Smaegol, later to be known as Gollum. GOllum retreated into a cave in the Misty mountains and hid there, allowing the ring to turn him to the control of Sauron. Bilbo Baggins found the ring, and kept it, after "winning" it from gollum in a riddle contest. THe ring then went with Bilbo back to Bag end, where he kept it for many years, until his heir frodo inherited it, and began the quest to destroy it, thus becoming the ringbearer. He eventually did, destroying the ring for all eternity.Below it the full text of the elven verse written on the One ring, the RIng of Power (as produced by the chronicles of the Lord of the Rings, printed in 1965)

Three RIngs for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

only the lines "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them/One RIng to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" are inscribed in fire-writing on the ring (fire-writing being writing that only appears when something is cast into a fire)

by Fledgeling Middle-earth scolar (probably got some details wrong) March 15, 2005

One minute

The response given by a teen to a parent, without regard to any actual measure of time.

Father: Put that iPhone down right now and come let the dog out.
Lexi: One minute.

by jp19610 August 12, 2017

Bang the ones

A word used by minorities to describe having a fight with no weapons.
Originally found in Boston in the early 21st centuries.

Asian gangsta 1 : Yo lets go fuck up them C town kids i hear they want to bang the ones.
Asian gangsta 2 : FOR REAL?
Asian gangsta 1 : YA

by kman7777 February 8, 2009