Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair

"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"

by shivesh likes chicken biryani April 27, 2024

Long Onion

Beautiful long onion that keeps to themselves and enjoys a good potato.

Long onion is kinda chonky

by longbananacocaine May 25, 2023

Butt Onion

A butt onion is someone that absolutely sucks

Man Jacob’s a Butt Onion

by $@muraibeñdy January 27, 2021

Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

by millz22 August 16, 2013

Onion rootter

Someone who wants to die

You’re an onion rootter, stop taking knives!

by A coco July 1, 2022

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023