Noob Tax

Noob tax is when you take something from someone because they were being a noob.

I bought some beer for my friend who said he'd be in town. Turns out he was in another city. I took 3 beers out for myself for him being a noob. I told him it was noob tax.

by Errorx May 30, 2009

Wild Noob

a creature found in a garage with Ranger Akimbo

a crazy wild noob

by James Corndog May 17, 2010

noob moment

To have a particular moment in time where you go blank and are very amateur at a certain thing.

I was trying to figure out 2 x 2 when I had a noob moment and could not figure out the answer.

by EnragedTadpole May 6, 2009

noob pwnd

To be pwnd by a noob

Dude that guy just got noob pwnd

by Eoy February 28, 2008

own noobs

Commonly used in gaming, means the player is going to go win or merc some new players.

Geckozs: Want to go own noobs?

Pancakes: sure let me pop in the disc.

by Geckozs February 15, 2009

Noob Cube

A Flash game (created with Adobe Flash CS3). A simple aim-and-click game where you have to fend off noobs & leets and prevent them from destroying your noob cube. This game features a high scores table and keeps track of your kill streak.

The game can be found at the following URLs:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453756

http://arkdesigns.ca/noobcube/

Noob Cube is such a fun Flash game! You should try it.

by Robert ^$*&^%&^*%$(&^% October 10, 2008

no skin noob

Sometimes simply referred to as a “no-skin”, a no skin noob is a fortnite player with insufficient funds to purchase the battle pass. Often not very good at the game, they are frowned upon by their squad-fill teammates. Always first to die.

No-skin: “where we dropping boys?”
Randoms: “Shut up you no-skin headass”

“Ffs we have a no skin noob in our squad”

by NotoriousNoz June 9, 2018