Mr. Hays

That one teacher that makes you write 69420 page essays in 10 minutes and gives shit assignments because he wants to. Don't be Mr. Hays

Person 1: Mr. Hays made me write a 69420 page essay in 10 minutes
Person 2: same
Person 1: fuck Mr. Hays
Person 2: yes

by BruhILikeTacos October 11, 2020

Mr. Music

He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.

"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"

by BigDiqEnergy October 11, 2020

Mr. bond

That's the name of my bird

Me: I'm back
Mr. Bond: *racial slurs*
Me: Mr. Bond
Fade to black

by Ihaveabird August 11, 2022

Mr Kabara

When you try to be a funny person but end up being an asshole

shut up you Mr Kabara

by PopKatTime December 12, 2021

mr swanepoel

a money man that always wants money.

oh my gosh you know that man over there? well he keeps asking me for money what a mr swanepoel

by angrybirdgirl2233 November 15, 2021

Mr Bonfire

Annual celebration of the Gun Powder Plot in Lewes created by M Symes of Worthing. AKA Mr Bonfire.

Fun-packed festival celebrating the Zulu tribes and the Conservative party.

I’m off Lewes to meet Mr Bonfire. Don’t be silly he lives in Worthing.

by Geoff Paddle November 19, 2021

mr farris

Most drop dead sexy motherfucker to ever walk the earth. when i walk in his class i borderline nut. that little striped collar shirt really gets me going

Me: damn did you see mr farris mine as well call him father Farris, holy shit!!!

by emmanuelvagina March 23, 2022