The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.

"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.

by Mattc85 January 17, 2014

Pride Month

A 4-week time frame where vaguely "woke" corporations change their LinkedIn logos.

Check it out, it must be pride month! The only reason I know that is due to Coca Cola's temporary logo!

by Cholo Financial Planner July 5, 2021

Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025

National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.

Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month

by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022

Another slap ass month

There’s this girl with a fat arse and all last month I slapped it a and squished it and I want to do it again

Another slap ass month coz why not

by Hollie personal ass slapped November 2, 2019

four more months

The chant that Democratic Party will be chanting in July of 2024 in the run-up to the November election. Unlike the four more years chant for typical presidential incumbents, the Dems can no longer afford Biden in office.

Brandon: I am headed out to the Biden rally. Want to join me?

Barney: ya, I am interested to see how many minutes in to his speech the “four more months” chant gets going. I am ready to leave when you are, so let’s go Brandon

by the comand'r June 29, 2024

Beat a gamer month.

In March furries who are sick of gamers can beat the shit out of them on any day at any time of the day, any day of the month and they cannot fight back or defend themselves.

How to use this effective solution.

Gamer: It's beat a furry month two!

Furry: actually it's beat a gamer month.
Gamer: impossible, this can't be.
Furry: I like it cut g-
Gamer: *screaming*

by Keithisaniceguy January 6, 2022