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matthew crowley

A guy that uses girls when he wants to get his dick wet and ignore them otherwise, who pretends he's a 'friend' but goes quiet when he isn't using someone
God look at that guy, see how he treats those girls, such a matthew crowley
by care0 September 1, 2017
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Matthew Fluegge

The curly cotton headed ninny muggin. He is short and skinny like a twig and has fair tone of skin color. THE ONE AND ONLY FLUGEMISTER!!!!!
That guy is like Matthew Fluegge the cotton headed niny muggin
by COLONYMIDDLESCHOOL May 1, 2019
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Matthew Horner

Amazing man hits 3 pointer eyes closed. Dunks like a pro. 2016 dunk pro. Very muscley
Dam that Matthew Horner really be hitting them 3's like no tomorrow
by Louis Pendo March 12, 2022
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Matthew W

by carveb October 14, 2019
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Matthew Epperson

People usually named are gay but pretend to be straight but they really aren't. Then they try to say they are better than everyone even they really aren't. This person named this also usually plays dinosaur games including of Ark Survival Evolved. This person also tends to play Fortnite even though they hate 3rd person shooter games. This person may also tend to have a desperate girlfriend even though this person likes dudes.
Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.
by Lebron Fame June 22, 2019
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Matthew S

cunt, steals money and has wet dreams about children.....pedo
by urmommy.yass February 27, 2022
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Matthew Patthew

An intentional misspelling of Matthew Patrick, also known as MatPat.
Reddit meme: Matthew Patthew
Damien Lee: Hahaha, of course.
by bamfwag May 21, 2023
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