A guy that uses girls when he wants to get his dick wet and ignore them otherwise, who pretends he's a 'friend' but goes quiet when he isn't using someone
by care0 September 1, 2017
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by COLONYMIDDLESCHOOL May 1, 2019
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Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.
by Lebron Fame June 22, 2019
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