Mary P

Savage old lady that will beat you up with her walking stick if you go near her it's the same with her bestie Gertrude...They will invite you to the bingo and if you don't come your dead they will chase you although there really slow and they won't stop until they get you

Mary P : Gertrude come here!
Gertrude P : no you little Ppppppp
Mary P : I'm not a Pppp your a ppp
Gertrude P : Grrrrr

by come.to.the.bingo November 15, 2016

Mari yao

for kids wit no siblings. this is a name used for their "hot sister" or "sexy brother"

Have u seen mari yao n e where? iv been looking 4 her 4 eva!!!

by bo12 October 07, 2007

Mary Paxton

Female genitalia. Resulting from a phrase misheard in conversation, Mary Paxton is now a term synonymous with other names and slang terms attributed to the vagina.

That Mary Paxton of yours is going to be busy tonight!

by Melissa Pi May 18, 2008

kristin marie

A voluptuous, kind and honest girl, who truly wants the best for everyone. She has a pure heart with good intentions, though she tends to keep her emotions inside, never letting negative emotions show until she can not contain them any longer.Beautiful and strong!

Kristin Marie is one of a kind.

by She808 February 09, 2021

the gurgling mary

While receiving an ever so wonderful blow job by a catholic school girl; right before you cum you shove your dick down her throat and let 'er blow!!!

Dirk Digler: What'd you do after school

Salamander Sam: Oh nothing just went down to the all girls school and gave Andrea the Gurgling Mary. It was glorious she took it like a champ!!! sigh... she took it like a champ

by RP AS February 19, 2009

Mary Josephine

Mary Josephine is the best person in existence. She is the only flawless person on Earth. She is really pretty, has a good sense of humor, and an overall gem of a person. However, she talks excessively and texts like your mother. But that doesn’t matter because she’s amazing.

She is such a Mary Josephine, she’s amazing.

by NellieNaranja November 23, 2021

virgin mary

When a guy blows his load into his hand and then fingers a girl with the same hand posing a chance of getting her prego without having intercourse

Dan: yea i came into my hand and after wiping it off i fingered her

Justin: Damn Dan she may be a virgin mary now

by DaValora June 20, 2010