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White Knight

Typically a white dude adventuring in a whitetruck using photography as a way to pick-up desperate white chicks in remote locations with the hope of scoring Mexican food and maybe sex.
Ricky: Hey Bobby, Did you hear about Kevin's latest endeavor?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
by Haywood Jablome Sr. November 28, 2017
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Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.
Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!
by VinesAndTrees October 10, 2017
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To Black Knight

When you lose, nay, you get your ass handed to you in an online quarrel, and you refuse to let your better have the last word.
Jordan kicked Roland ass in a comment thread duel, but Roland Black Knighted Jordan because he couldn’t stop typing out his shitty points.

Roland Black Knighted Jordan.

Jordan says, “The Black Knight won” by concession to Roland’s comment cardio.
Roland lost the online disagreement, but kept going on to Black Knight Jordan.

Roland won by Black Knight
by IdahoJockDoc November 24, 2019
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Death Knight

A class in World of Warcraft, currently the only Hero class, in which you play a tank/dps under whichever race you chose, except for the Pandaren. Considered to be over-powered against other classes by some people. Means, "I'm epic, fuck you".
Other players: I'm a Hunter, I'm overplayed and a cheap class to play!
You: Death Knight.
by Death Knight February 26, 2015
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Tricka-Knight

A Tricka-Knight is a straight man who does gay porn as a top and says he's not gay becuase he's only doing it for money.
Oh my gosh your thinking of being a Tricka-Knight just to get money for Christmas?
by Thotking(2) December 21, 2016
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Black Knight

It’s Someone who can’t get any girls
It’s the opposite of a “white knight” which is someone who is a simp
Yo this guy doesn’t get any girls, what a black knight
by Sgetti November 21, 2020
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knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold
i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum
by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018
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