Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
by bayster127 July 01, 2019
Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 09, 2024
sooo cute, really pretty eyes and his smile is everything. i like him so much and i wanna be with him
by lolllllll0000000 December 13, 2024
A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.
Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt
by Bliz May 13, 2015
Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020
he is a mehican god. jeff juan jose likes them memes memes and more memes. Mostly depressing memes.
ya yeet
Yeetus deletus
litty
mo bamba
sicko mode
harambe
memes
ya yeet
Yeetus deletus
litty
mo bamba
sicko mode
harambe
memes
by jeff juan jose boiiis March 06, 2019
A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.
by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019