Juan

My papa

I love him

Juan: hey son!
Me: hey dad

by TheKorokArmies July 18, 2024

Juan

Causing absolute chaos with minor decisions (also not being able to read maps of any kind)

Damn I just really pulled a Juan

by Sasquatch117 March 27, 2025

Juan

To fail academically

“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan

To fail academically

“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan

Verb; To fail to achieve a passing grade in a course, class, or examination.

“Bro, I am going to Juan this test up so bad.”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan Paul Vlog

That guy Juan paul got into the ring with Bloyd Mayweather!

YO! Triple-to-the-O! You caught dat new Juan Paul Vlog?!

by Deep Vein Thrombosis April 13, 2023

Juan

A Juan is hard to come by, but when you find one, be careful. He is extremely hot and has a great dick. He is bisexual but tries to convince everyone including the guy he has a crush on that he is straight. He will love you until he doesn’t need you anymore, even if you give everything to him.

Person 1: Oh, look it’s Juan!
Person 2: You have to stop being in love with Juan! He’ll break your heart!
Person 3: I heard he’s fucking Joseph.

by AvonleaB April 16, 2023