by scamorgetscammed May 24, 2022
by scamorgetscammed May 24, 2022
A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.
by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017
Juan manuel is the clown in the friend group, yes, my jokes may be unfunny but i still think amogus is funny, also a very nice guy who will maybe forgive you depending on the situation, also a very important fact is that i may not be bery much in shape but im the greatest dancer in my school, no one can match me, also
Boo
Boo
by Greentixxy November 25, 2023
located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.
Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
by Brittney Sade October 12, 2008
Juan is the ultimate nab and is jealous of pitcher cuz pitcher is just better. Juan sucks and umm ye thats it.
by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021