sophia johnson

first things first, Sophia Johnson WONT PUT HER PAJAMAS ON WHEN ASKED. SECOND OF ALL her four head is the size of my garage lol SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKKS third of all she thinks that her parents will buy her Dolan twins stuff when we all know that she’s never gonna get it yeetawgramongus THANOS IS ALWAYS A QUAKING SISTER WHEN HE SEES HER JAMES CHARLES MAKEUP LOOKS AND HE ALWAYS COMMENTS ON HER INSTA RECENTS! one time his comment was below indyannas comment in which said cute!

Girl 1: this girl is such a sophia Johnson look how stupid she is!
Girl 2: indeed sis tea

by Zoom sis March 18, 2019

JOHNSON SCOPER

someone who scopes out other guy's johnsons.

dammit cleatus...dont be scoping other guy's johnsons

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

jim johnson

A sandwich loaded up with both PCP and cocaine. See also elephant flipping. Not to be confused with a john jimson.

"Hey Mark, what happened to that Jim Johnson you had in your hand just a second ago?"

MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

"Oh."

by PCP ADDICT June 2, 2007

Mark Johnson

A slang term for weed invented by Griffin and Brad.

Dude, don't hog the Mark Johnson.

You: Hey dude, did you bring the weed?
Friend: Dude be quite. My mom's over there.
You: Oh sorry. Did you bring the "Mark Johnson"?

by Bradass August 4, 2015

erica johnson

A girl that is the cutest and sweetest ever! She truly lights up any room that she enters. Has an extremely cute laugh and wonderful personality! She always has a great relationship and or works with her mother. Great smile usually accompanied by a dimple or two. She is compassionate towards others and has a beautiful soul!

That girl is gorgeous and loves her life, she most definitely is an Erica Johnson

by Viperisurenemy July 8, 2017

Lops Johnson

to date someone and lead them on for months just to break up once you're bored of the relationship, usually ghosting them

girl 1: did you hear that they broke up last week??
girl 2: there's no way. why!?

girl 1: idk, he just lops johnsoned her out of the blue without any reason at all

by xoxoFUCKER October 28, 2019

Ben Johnson

1. The act of injuring or tearing one's ligamites in one's knee.
2. The ruining of ones athletic career due to a devastating knee injury.

Wow, you totally pulled a Ben Johnson when you slipped on that rain puddle!

by Ksjdklsol88399 March 7, 2010