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jerry seinfeld

1) A very unfunny stand up comedian.

2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.

Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?

Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!
by joe mama lol March 3, 2025
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Jerry

The spelling usually used in the male version of this name. However in rare instances it can be used to name a female instead of the more common ‘Gerri’.

Girls named Jerry are normally socially outgoing and may sometimes speak their mind with less restraint than necessary. If you are lucky enough to get to know a Jerry though, you’ll see that they are remarkably intelligent and have a willpower stronger than you could ever imagine; not to mention the fact that they are HOT!

Her unique and witty humour will both drive you insane and make you love her to bits, plus her drinks repertoire is fantastic. Everyone should be grateful to have a Jerry in their life because they make living just that much better.

Note: A common side effect of being named Jerry is the innate ability to mess food and drinks on people in social settings, however this is annulled by their cute laugh afterwards.
“Wow! That girl has the looks and the persona to match, she’s such a Jerry.”

I know this girl who is great fun to kick back with, her name must be Jerry”
by SaltlovesPepper May 22, 2018
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Jerry

The best person you will ever meet, you can never hate him. He only knows how to be the best. He is handsome, caring and just the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life
by Hong chi August 9, 2021
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Jerry

A cat that is gray and loves humans and will sit on their lap.
Person 1: Hey did you know i met a jerry?
Person 2: Youre so lucky! Ive never met one in my life! are they really that friendly?
Person 1: Yeah, unless you scare/attack them.
Person 2: why would anyone attack a cat anyway?
by Not_Jerry February 16, 2022
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Jerry

A term that describes a clueless white man. Often results in mediocrity, clumsiness, and/or an inability to read the room.
(1) Oh no here comes Jerry skiing down the mountain.

(2) Lol did he really just put that in front of people? Wow, what a Jerry.

(3) Can you stop being a Jerry and get over here please?
by cuddleylochnessmonster February 12, 2023
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Jerry

The whites person ever and he says hes rich but hes fuckin poor as hell
by Fuckoff mate January 30, 2017
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Jerrie Thirlwards

Jerrie Thirlwards is a Little Mix ship
by BeckyTheChav December 3, 2022
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