January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020

January 7

Hug your crush

Me:"hugs crush"
Crush: why did you hug me?
Me: it is January 7
Crush: OK so I am your crush
Me:yep

by Mcytfan <3 December 20, 2021

January 8

the most smartest persons where born on january 8! So if you're born on january 8 it seems that you are a very smart person :)
btw if you're reading this on your birthday a very happy birthday from me to you

boy 1: ''hey do you know her she seems so smart.''
boy 2: ''yeah because she's born on january 8''
boy 1: ''oh that makes sense!''

by im_not_james_bond January 4, 2022

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

January 27

National give your boy bestie head day

Boy bestie : Why are you trying to give me head

Girl: it's January 27 silly

Boy bestie: oh ok keep going

by Thegorrillagripee January 26, 2022

Jumba January

Where boys and girls go around and use the art of Jumba on each other.

I am going to jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!

by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020

January 22

The most beautiful, perfect and incredible people are born this day, they take care of you, they have a great mood and they surely smell very good

Sarah: I was born on january 22
Steve: That's why you're so cool

by Skyy__x December 16, 2021