florida

state of dream and sapnap

were goin to florida tmrw!-friend
ONG PLEASE GO LOOK FOR DREAM OR SAPNAP AGHHH!-me

by sapnapsmamas April 12, 2021

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Get the floridamug.

Florida

A derogatory term used to describe the crackheads and degenerates of the southeastern state.

Florida Man Ends War on Drugs, Claiming : "I did them all"

by apple_lychee August 20, 2020

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Get the Floridamug.

things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave

Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro

by Telling the hard truth dummy June 17, 2022

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Get the things to do in Floridamug.

Florida is most famous for its chicken-boxing. Chicken boxing is the act of boxing a chicken, and or making chickens box. If Florida residents box a chicken, looking at my stats, there is a 40% chance the Floridian will win as they are out of shape and 14% of that 40% lose because they broke the simple rule of 'don't eat the chicken.'

Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to Florida for a vacation?

Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama

Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!

by welcome to flordia December 24, 2019

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