Heavy Dad Breathing

When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.

Woah man, you need to calm down with your heavy dad breathing.

by ReallyBigFaggot May 7, 2020

Heavy Main

Where is the Heavy mains?

Where are all the heavy mains?

by MeLLO_0C July 6, 2021

heavy camel

fat camel is a girl who usually wear bin bag coats from new look and adidas leggings with 110s they will also get their fat mates to scream at you at any chance they can get

erf look at that heavy camel

by jxckc65 July 29, 2022

Bollock Heavy

Used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.

John and Rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.

John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!

John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.

John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!

by Silks August 9, 2006

Talking Heavy

To talk heavy is not to be confused with talk but it has the same concept not to talk but to have the intention of not going out but to hang out and text that way

yeah me and him talk heavy but I don't like the fact that Nyla sat on his lap

we were talking heavy just to smash

by Ixxa Vibe October 26, 2018

stairway to heaven

The very last few steps the bride and groom take in a wedding reception before they can go find a room.

"Did you see Chris as his wedding, he almost creamed before his stairway to heaven!"

by Lifesgambit January 5, 2017

Heavens Curve

Usually referring to a mans penis being slightly to largely curved while an erection is occuring.

Tech n9ne: "You love my leg in thrid, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."

by mcnasty_303 April 20, 2009