homework

invented as a punishment at first but soon made into a mandatory unfortunately

Guy 1 during the early 1900's: yo wanna hang out at the ice cream shop?
Guy 2: sorry i cant, i accidentally slapped my teacher's gyat so now i have 5 problems of homework.
Guy 1: Woah, 5 problems? she was tough on u...

by IGotALevel3Gyat February 5, 2024

Homework

Something invented just so students to suffer

Student A: Mr. Jones gave us so much homework today

Student B: I know right, I won't be able to do it all, let alone the homework the other teachers gave us

by assif January 5, 2021

homework

A creation by satan himself, designed to torture students.

Teacher: "Remember class, pages 33-90 are assigned for homework!"
Student: "Don't we have 3 projects due tomorrow from your class?"

by givemedie September 3, 2019

homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.

"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"

by JayBlack October 30, 2016

Homework Pass

The Best thing on earth

Teacher: "you have to read pages 40 to 120:
Me :Pulls out a homework pass

Teacher: 🤦

by A Average December 16, 2022

Homework

A torture device, made with scratchy paper, specifically used for haunting students' nightmares.

Did you see the homework we got today? I won't be sleeping for days.

by Someone_out_there April 19, 2021

Homework

licking ur own balls

Yo guys can’t come to practice today I’m doing homework.

by Lenordshmulie February 27, 2022