5yo: Daddy, why do ducks have webbed feet?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019
when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.
This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010
by leftydog1961 August 11, 2020
(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)
"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
by Officer Delarge July 08, 2009
''Oh my god, what is that terrible noise?''
-''I think it's our neighbours, they're going Bieber. You should be glad you can't see them''
''Yeah, I sure am''
-''I think it's our neighbours, they're going Bieber. You should be glad you can't see them''
''Yeah, I sure am''
by Vulture Orion October 20, 2013
I was in bed with my girl and I took her to dixie.
I met this dirty girl in a bar ... I'm going to dixie!
I met this dirty girl in a bar ... I'm going to dixie!
by Det. Yukon February 01, 2008
1.) the act of transitioning from verbal docility to verbal hostility very quickly.
2.) In a mini-van; driving with both rear-sliding doors ajar so as to avoid heat-seeking missiles from terrorists.
2.) In a mini-van; driving with both rear-sliding doors ajar so as to avoid heat-seeking missiles from terrorists.
Customer Sales Rep: "...I can provide transportation for $20/person. Admission will be $15/person."
Dude making call: <stunned silence>
Needless to say, "dude making call" would follow this silence by going chopper.
Dude making call: <stunned silence>
Needless to say, "dude making call" would follow this silence by going chopper.
by Gianni_PD August 11, 2008