is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?

phrase: someone who is being an absolute silly cunt

homelander: is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?
the ginger twat: yes my idiot brain is getting fucked by stupid.

by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022

Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.

"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"

by John William Matson July 16, 2008

grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.

"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013

gettin' butt

A term used to describe getting some action, mainly referring to intercourse. It is used often when describing singles action, when neither parties have a significant other and are just hooking up.

My brother didn't come home until 11:30 this morning, he was probably partying hardy or just gettin' butt last night.

by The General May 16, 2004

getting sorted

Getting sorted = buying drugs.

Person A: I'm getting sorted Tuesday night, I'll come down yours and we can get shit faced.

Person B: Sounds good.

by crt999 June 8, 2009

getting on the nest

the Phrase used by most uk squaddies for performing the act of sex and all activities assoiated with sex.

Danny: What you up to tonight?

Stu: having dinner with the missus watching tv and then getting on the nest

by uksquaddy February 13, 2010

getting buns

the act of receiving some type of sexual intercourse.

yo i was with that girl and i got getting buns.

by the ultimate laxer 16 April 18, 2010