friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.

She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"

by owenscott1 November 11, 2011

Friend Hater

A person that secretly dislikes all of their friends.

Acts friendly towards people in person but when alone reflects upon how annoying everybody is or other things they don't like. May or may not talk shit depending on the person.

I'm friends with them but I don't really like them, I'm a friend hater.

by legend-inthe-making December 16, 2011

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

friend from highschool

A guy I used to fuck.

Oh he's just a friend from highschool.

by deceased10 January 5, 2016

friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.

Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

by Dave UberFuhrer January 29, 2016

Friend Zone

This is a place you don't want to end up. When you ask someone out and they say, I think we should just be friends. This is be friend zoned.

Person - Hey, you go out wid me?
Person 2 - No, I think we should just be friends
Person 3 - Haha! You totally just got friend zoned!!

by CoolSparklyKid April 26, 2016

Friend Zone

The little space between a ''Girlfriend'' and a ''Girl friend''.

Guy 1: Hey yo man, I got friend zoned yesterday by Michelle.
Guy 2: The girl who sent me nudes yesterday?

by TheGamerBro May 10, 2016