Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).

Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.

by Dandy Don May 09, 2013

fishing a shark

attempting to achieve something dangerous

Merrisa: "hey are you trying to tame the wild cat again?"
Jon: "don't need to worry about me fishing a shark."

by haveyouwondered May 14, 2023

trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

Shark tag

In technical terms a shark tag is when you tag baby sharks for later observation. In this context a shark tag is when you find a young girl that has potential and "tag" her for later observation.

"I'm shark tagging that"

by Hardcockjohnson April 13, 2017

Dino sharks

The shark that ate the Dino

Bro that shark is eating that Dino nugget that is a “Dino sharks”

by The bomb b August 02, 2020

Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.

There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.

by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020