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emotional dick 

what someone uses to fuck you with their heartfelt feelings
“Damn, I’m really lonely, I need someone to give me that emotional dick.”
emotional dick by futurecatgirl March 26, 2021

Emotion Shaming 

The act of shaming someone for having emotions. Also known as emotional abuse. Never do this, just don't, especially parents and partners. Just because you don't feel doesn't mean you have to make others shameful of being human.
Person 1: my bf broke up with me!

Person 2: haha, you're so dramatic! Why don't you post some pity parties on twitter?

Person 1: hey, that's Emotion Shaming. I'm not your friend anymore.

Emotional Gosh 

Noticeable strength or depth or surprise of general feelings of emotional.
Hugging my friend again after so long was just emotion gosh.

Emotional goshing right now!! Had an awesome date this afternoon.

Emotionally gay 

Person who's not actually gay but he's emotional , man can be emotional too
You're emotionally gay or I'm emotionally gay
Emotionally gay by Sumxrth May 16, 2021

emotional blue balls 

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

Emotional Thesis Journey 

to describe ones long, emotionally driven, tedious journey in compiling, researching and writing a PhD thesis over many years.
acronym : ETJ
PhD student : After 10 long years of blood, sweat and tears and 79,872 words later I have come to an end of this emotional thesis journey.