scuba douche

1. An aquatic douche, any person(s) of unsavory personality or taste (also consider a foul sense of humor, or downright idiotic demeanor).

2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.

Lummox No. 1: "Hey, Martha, check out that scuba douche in the window! I'd like a slice of that douche."

Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."

'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.

by Kevin Ayers June 18, 2011

douche-noodle

A rude and irritating person, usually a man, who's douchiness is so offensive it deems it necessary to hit them over the head with a large foam noodle while the noodler yells "Douche! Douche!."

The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.

The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.

Douche-noodle: Heyyyyy. Is that stripes on your jacket? I like stripes. Wow. Hawt Can I spill my drink on you then take you home so you can play with my penis?

Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)

Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)

by gin gin san January 15, 2011

douche a girl

parody of a famous song by gene chandler "duke of earl"

douche, douche, douche; douche a girl, douche, douche; douche a girl, douche, douche; douche a girl ,douche, douche...............

by andy1 November 15, 2004

douche bag

Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.

those assholes can pound sand for all I care cheapskates

by anonymous April 3, 2005

Goober Douche

Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!

Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!

by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011

Sports Douche

A person who's a fan of the New York Yankees, Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Cowboys. Only watches their teams when they're in the playoffs. When their team wins, they're obnoxious. When their team loses, they don't care. So, smack talking with them is never fun. They can never hold up an argument about sports. Most of the time, they don't even know any of their team's players except for their best player.

Jack Nicholson: Ultimate Sports Douche; Yankees and Lakers season ticket holder.

Look at that sports douche at the end of the bar. Rooting for the Lakers when they score but doesn't understand what's even going on in the game. He's wearing a Yankees hat and a Cowboys sweatshirt. Wait... is that Jack Nicholson?

by Loyal_Fan November 1, 2010

boss douche

A low to mid management type that is generally clueless and ineffective at their job but always know how to do yours. More often than not named Brandon.

Boss douche said we're working over tonight.

by LilCam April 25, 2015