Do farts have lumps?

Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.

DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!

by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

Do what it do

The act of doing what it does, y'all know.

"Aww yeah, Ima make it do what it dooo!"

by Brocone April 23, 2008

do a prendy

To hookup with randoms @ a party..named after a guy called Prendy who a guy well known for this!!

Tonight im gonna do a prendy

by £óZzißåbË August 27, 2005

do an Alan

To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.

I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.

by Anon Le Mouse August 26, 2007

Do me do me hole

The vagina and/or anus of somebody that really needs a good old sexing, and the person is usually crying or screaming when they refer to the do me do me hole.

Oh do me! Do me in my do me do me hole!

by DilDough Queefingstein October 30, 2010

do do

an abbreviation of indo which is slang for marijuana

im finna go pick up some do do

by fotweny November 9, 2004

do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005