Dirty mufasa

When you stick your thumb in a girls asshole then wipe the shit across her forehead

I did the Dirty Mufasa to my girl last night and she freaked the fuck out

by Jsquirls September 26, 2021

Dirty Ashtray

1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.

2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.

1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.

2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.

by The Resinators September 2, 2013

dirty flute

When a girl sucks a guys balls sideways, while she jerks him off with both hands, like she's playing the flute.

Yo, that girl from the party last night gave me the best dirty flute I've ever had!

by Kristina witha k August 2, 2012

Dirty Zeus

The act of taking a shit in someone's mouth at close range while, simultaneously, pissing on a live electrical wire. Optimal timing of both shit and piss will cause both participants to be electricuted during the act.

Tom: "Did you hear how Wilf and Timmy celebrated Valentine's Day?"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"

by Air Base Hooker February 15, 2019

dirty trade

a homosexual male that is masculine but does not take care of his hygiene very well.

Gay Friend 1: Girl how is trade doing.

Gay Friend 2: He ok, but child we was about to have sex and the room just immediately became funky.

Gay Friend 1: Oh girl he dirty trade.

by actionfigurine September 17, 2018

Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.

Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.

by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022

Dirty Madde

A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.

Poor boy he got a real Dirty Madde on him yesterday.

by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022