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Hot Cousin Energy 

That flirty, nostalgic, low-key forbidden vibe you get from someone who feels almost like family — but not enough to stop your brain from being horny.
He smells like summer. He plays soccer barefoot. He calls your mom "auntie" and gives long hugs.
You don’t really know him, but your inner teen is like: “Oh no.”

It’s not about actual cousins. It’s about that familiar but off-limits heat.

Created by Matt Colaça — because sometimes the heart wants what the family reunion forbids.
— “Why am I blushing? He’s literally just my friend’s cousin.”
— “Exactly. That’s hot cousin energy, babe.”

fifth cousin 

A person who shares two fourth great-grandparents with somebody
My fifth cousin is a video game developer

third cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's grandchild

second cousin 4x removed 

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild
my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

fifth cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's fifth cousin
2. fifth cousin's grandchild
I dont know my fifth cousin twice removed

third cousin thrice removed

1. Great-grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's great grandchild
I don't know my third cousin thrice removed