flu cousin

When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.

Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.

by Quantum Ranger September 20, 2015

Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have child ABC

ABC is your cousin
123 is the opposite family cousin

You have no direct relation to 123 beside being your cousin cousin
123 is a cousin squared

What do you call your cousin's cousin?

Cousin squared

by Condescending Loser April 17, 2024

half-first great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent’s half-first cousin.

My half-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

first step-cousin-nibling

1. The grandchild of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgrandchild of one's parent's sibling.
3. The grandchild of one's stepparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-fourth-cousin

Half-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.

My half-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021

co-second-cousin-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

double-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019