couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022

couch flower

a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online

that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!

by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010

couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.

" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"

by Jon Z March 24, 2017

oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions

Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH

by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023

Couch hot

A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.

You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.

Margaret's not really my type, but there's something about her... I guess I'd say she's couch hot.

by Funky_Footjam September 18, 2016

couch dancing

(noun) a euphemism for having sex on a couch

“We started out with netflix and chill and then we started couch dancing shortly after”

by ballstretcher5000 October 2, 2022

Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.

Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.

by Americon187 July 24, 2021