When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
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Get the Xiphoid Control Your Genitalsmug. It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.
Matt: Let’s go to Target.
Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!
Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks
Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!
Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks
by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020
Get the Gun controlmug. A countermeasure who is going to be, like, going back at somebody that's coming at them (directly or indirectly).
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Get the Hype controlmug.