marajuana, pot, etc. so named because in coffee shops in holland, you are allowed to smoke as much marajuana as you want, as long as it is not mixed at all with tobacco.
Dutch guy: hey, want to go het some dutch coffee to smoke at the shop?
other Dutch guy: sure man, lets pick some up in that alley near the college.
other Dutch guy: sure man, lets pick some up in that alley near the college.
by Ana Bieze November 1, 2008
Get the Dutch Coffeemug. When someone chews Coffee beans so that they get all the caffeine in them and washes it down with Mountain Dew, Redbull, Monster or any high in caffeine energy drink for maximum caffeine power.
by Truckin'Love May 17, 2013
Get the Truckers Coffeemug. When you or your partner poops into a coffee grinder, then mixes the resulting slurry with breast milk and mountain dew then throws it out because seriously that's disgusting why are you even reading this.
(A man has stopped by a diner to take a break from his long country drive.)
Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.
Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.
Man: How so?
Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.
Man: Sounds good. How much is that?
Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.
Man: That much?!
Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.
Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.
Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.
Man: How so?
Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.
Man: Sounds good. How much is that?
Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.
Man: That much?!
Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.
by Trolling throwaway123454321 June 30, 2011
Get the Brown Coffeemug. A girl with dark stains on the sides of her pussy. It has the appearance that she has coffee stains between her legs. The discoloration is enough to scare even the horniest of men.
That chick has a bad case of coffee crotch!
Joe: What is that ugly stain on the sides of her pussy?
Sam: Oh, she has a bad case of Coffee Crotch!
Joe: What is that ugly stain on the sides of her pussy?
Sam: Oh, she has a bad case of Coffee Crotch!
by 61063 February 20, 2011
Get the Coffee Crotchmug. A British swear word that means fuck off. for example the referees in world cup were told to learn the new British swear words. When you say have a cup of coffee it means fuck off.
Wayne: Say have a cup of coffee loud as if you are angry.
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********
by IOSS June 19, 2010
Get the Cup of coffeemug. A sexual position as to where the female is laying on the edge of the bed and her legs are hanging off, and she's gettin' it from the dude who's standing on the floor infront of her.
by Pustullio April 30, 2006
Get the vietnamese coffeemug. Coffee made from Instant Coffee. The coffee is refined down to smaller hard bits easier to consume and cheaper than regular coffee. Cocaine is refined down to Crack hence Crack Coffee
You made that coffee really quickly" " Ya I made some Crack Coffee instead, the coffee machine is broken.
by Rhino stenographer May 31, 2010
Get the Crack Coffeemug.