Chicago Style Driving

Chicago style driving is the action of driving the opposite direction of a NASCAR track, often used a formal excuse for trolling or when someone forgot the proper direction. The style invented by the roblox player UptightEpicman22, published by Secured_Noodles and pingo_boi

Driver 1: “You’re driving the wrong way stop it”
Driver 2: “I’m Chicago style driving”

by Secured_Noodles September 22, 2025

West Chicago Insane GDs / WCR IGD

Detroit-based Insane Gangster Disciples set formerly active around West Chicago Rd. and Wyoming. Known for the “2-15-19” BOS tag and a crooked “I” symbolizing “Insane.” Their graffiti clashed with local Vice Lords over turf and respect. Likely defunct.

“The West Chicago Insane GDs / WCR IGD left their mark with ‘2-15-19’ tags, but most of their walls have been painted over since the city cleaned up the neighborhood.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop

The act of a woman giving a blowjob using the back of her hands, after she eats pulled pork and beans.

"Did the Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop meant nothing to you?"

by ToolFan5878 November 7, 2025

Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)

Chicago gang known for gobbling glizzies by licking the tip of the glizzy before eating it and throwing your head back to swallow it in one sitting.

Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)-Did you see “MATOS” destroy that hot dog like one of the chicago glizzy bandits (CGBs).

by Zerothreethirty November 21, 2025

Chicago Shiver

The sexual act of busting a load inside a condom, freezing said condom thus creating a cumsicle. Then the condom over the cumsicle is peeled off. The now peeled cumsicle is to be repeatedly inserted inside the woman (or man) until completely melted.

Jerry's friend: "Hey Jerry are you and your wife still trying for a baby?"

Jerry: "Yeah but unfortunately I leave for the nightshift before she gets to bed. I'll just leave a Chicago Shiver in the freezer for her."

Jerry's friend: "Remember, if she ain't peelin she ain't feelin."

by M1keH0nch0 November 29, 2025

Chicago Shit Gobbler

The Chicago Shit Gobbler is a sexual act (fetish) for when a person uses a dildo within their own anus, covers it in feces, and has someone give oral sex to the aforementioned dildo.

I just gave my wife the nastiest Chicago Shit Gobbler

by TheLiteralFish December 1, 2025

Chicago weighs more on a sunny day

An idiom used to explain how a seemingly negligible or "weightless" variable can have a massive, tangible impact on an outcome.
It refers to the physics concept of radiation pressure. Because light carries momentum, the sunlight hitting a city like Chicago on a clear day actually pushes down on it, adding roughly 300 lbs of physical force to the city's total weight.

Example 1:
Person A: "I only changed a single line of code and the entire server crashed. I don't get it."
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day!"

Example 2:
Person A: "I barely touched the gas pedal and we spun out!"
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day, man."

Example 3:
Him: "She broke up with me just because I didn't hold the door open?"
Her: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

Example 4:
"If I had found my keys ten seconds faster, I'd be here. Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

by anonymous202997 December 4, 2025