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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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slam cannon

Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
"So sad Tim passed but he did it cool GF said he died doing a slam cannon"
by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020
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Vacuum Butt Cannon

A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)
"Dammit, I'm about to fall off the land...
Time to use...
VACUUM BUTT CANNON!!!!"
by #1KeijoPlayer January 5, 2021
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Booby Cannon

When you're having sex with a breastfeeding woman and she reaches orgasm and her boob's shoot milk.
The other night I was banging my wife and got hit in the face with a booby cannon
by IPreeler January 11, 2021
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Cannon Basketball

When you stick a ball in your partner's ass and you wait for her to pop the ball out
I gave my partner the cannon basketball and she loved it
by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021
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Cannon Basketball

when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out
bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!
by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021
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