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cannonize

the act of making something cannon; making it become true
"Should I cannonize this story?"
"Hmm, I'm gonna cannonize this."
by fianalins March 18, 2021
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Gauss Cannon

Someone's Gigantic Dong.
Oh my gosh, Michael has a Gauss Cannon!

I have a Gauss Cannon
by JoebamaYoMama June 13, 2021
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Cannon

A term used by teenagers from South Pittsburgh Gangs (FlueeGang , 44Gang , MartBoyz). It was made up in 2014 when 44Gang rapper Drillman Piccle used it in his “Walkin Bomb” Remix (Aka Jimmy Wopo Originally Owns) when he said in his lyrics “ I’m turnin the Fuck up on yu niggas cannon” Since then it as been used to acknowledge eachother in the modern day.
Example1- “Yoo Cannon ,What’s Da Drill”
Example2-“My Lil Cannons finna shoot for me”
Example3-“Tazzy always on Dick Cannon
by Pittsburgh Slang December 15, 2018
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Danimal Cannon

A Bald video game composer and chiptune music performer, who is know for making music using a Gameboy and combining it with an electric guitar performance. His music is featured in games such as 'Just Shapes & Beats' and 'Wave Wave', and you should buy all his music as soon as humanly possible.
Human: Man did you see Danimal Cannon on Tour last night? He shredded the Guitar AND the Gameboy both at the same time! Somehow.
by KiboBeLoser January 5, 2024
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zoot cannon

An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.
Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019
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Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
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Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.
i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.
by shifty hobo November 30, 2017
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