'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?
Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016

Last night at the party I was about to talk this chick up, but then I noticed she had a British Coin Slot and that turned me off.
by NollieTruckFlip January 10, 2023

The BR Class 55 or English Electric Type 5 aka the “Deltic”, is an ugly ass locomotive built by English Electric between 1961 & 1962 with 22 units produced. It looks like it was designed by someone who hated beauty. It’s got that awkward, slab-sided, boxy front that screams "function over form" in the worst possible way. The nose? It’s a bizarre, oversized, clunky monstrosity that looks like a bulldog that’s been hit in the face with a sledgehammer. The whole thing has an unrefined, "I’m here to get the job done, screw looking pretty" vibe. It’s like someone threw together a bunch of steel plates and said, "Yeah, that’ll do." Ugly, ugly, ugly.
“We Yankees have sexy lookin’ locomotives like the EMD E & F units (E8s, FL9) F40PH, F59PHI, GE Genesis and Siemens Charger but man y’all Brits and that ugly ass British rail class 55 is the most fugliest locomotive ever built, look at it it makes me wanna barf 🤮”
by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

by Testicle Porn December 6, 2016

adjective
1. Relating to Great Britain or the United Kingdom, or to its people or language.
2. Tea drinker
1. Relating to Great Britain or the United Kingdom, or to its people or language.
2. Tea drinker
by R3BU5 February 10, 2022

British thugs are commonly found in north Western Europe and love tea, crumpets, and broken disgusting teeth. One example of this is Hudson William dire Whortan, who perfectly is described by this description.
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 29, 2024

Can be used as general term to describe a British person of any gender.
Especially those whom are middle aged, wear glasses and sing in choirs.
Other varieties include the eccentric British Gay; antique market dwellers, obscure classical music aficionados and inventors.
Especially those whom are middle aged, wear glasses and sing in choirs.
Other varieties include the eccentric British Gay; antique market dwellers, obscure classical music aficionados and inventors.
Linda, those wire rim glasses , short haircut and that lovely salt and pepper hair ..screams British Gay! Love it!
I love Anthony Hopkins, he is such a British Gay
My Mum spreads Marmite on her toast like a true British Gay
I love Anthony Hopkins, he is such a British Gay
My Mum spreads Marmite on her toast like a true British Gay
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
