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british ten

A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"
Andy: "That girl is so hot"
Jake: "Nah, she's just a british ten"
by ShortForDick August 22, 2024
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British accent

The way British people speak. The "British" in this word can be replaced with any country or place. (eg. Canadian, Scottish, Sweedish, Russian etc)
Oy, mate! Im learning how to do a British accent!
by Doomkid5 December 3, 2024
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british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024
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The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.
Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.
by British Teabagger December 24, 2024
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British Saturday

A British Saturday is when you spend the whole Saturday drinking like an absolute degenerate - starting around lunch time or earlier and everyone gets completely wasted. You planned to go home earlier but you actually ended up going home just as late as you would after a regular work drinks.
Bro what the hell this is has turned into a British Saturday!
by brausing June 13, 2025
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british islamic academy

shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.
Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
by nugzda51st July 5, 2025
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British International college

Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case
Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders

Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
by nugzda51st July 6, 2025
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