When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
by dtill April 12, 2023
The genius and sassy character created by online author Leo Robertson. She is badass, low-key annoying, and the world's best example of a sidekick, personal assistant, and frenemie. She's got a clever answer for everything, and she's a sore loser when it comes to competition. Has the mouth of a sailor, and will swear at you faster than you can pull a trigger. She's a hater, she's a lover, she's a damn machine gunner.
by spillthedamntea February 04, 2018
bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.
Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"
by Powerfoe May 22, 2024
A comeback at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Rep. Jasmine Crockett, that wonderfully explains the absolute dumbass that believes in jewish space lasers starting wildfires.
Rep. Crockett: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
by QueenOfTheNight_ May 30, 2024
No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
by sphincter basha June 27, 2011
Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did
Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second
Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment
Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second
Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment
by BerscansoTheDuck May 26, 2018
A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.
Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment
by Jake Doyle August 26, 2019